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American Idiot Jokes

I just asked Alexa to play ‘American Idiot’.

I’m now listening to Donald Trump’s latest press conference.

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Fun fact I was born the same day a Green Day album was released

So, that means two American Idiots came out that day

Putin, Xi, Trump, Bolsonaro, Kim and Duterte are relaxing in bed after group coitus, when Trump sits bolt upright and says…

“Hey, hey guys? I have the best ties, the best, long, beautiful, red, nobody has ties like me, but I can’t seem to find my tie, my favourite - and not just my favourite, but many people tell me it is their favourite too, many people, in fact, someone called me up a few days ago crying, actually cry...

Trump seems to be having trouble finding backup music for his rallies lately :/

Poor guy should ask Green Day. Theyd probably let him use American Idiot.

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