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Gras Jokes

We left the foie gras on the table and went to the other room. The foie gras called after us:

"You forgot me! What about me? What am I? Chopped liver?"

What do you call vegan foie gras?

faux gras

What did Caeser eat at the Mardi Gras?

Etouffee

What do you call eating duck liver with the wrong fork?

A foie gras faux pas.

I wanted to order food from a fancy restaurant

I didn't want to leave the house, though, so I had them bring the food to me.

I ordered a medium rare steak and foie gras, but when the food arrived my foie gras was missing!

Furious, I drove over to the restaurant and demanded they give me my full order. They did, and before I left I ...

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Two homies from Oakland decide to go on a road trip, without a destination...

As Tyrrell is loading the trunk with booze, weed, and all sorts of ill , Jerome is loading himself up with all sorts of bling. They jump in the low riding Cutlass and hit the road.

A few days of mindless driving goes by, Tyrrell asks Jerome: "Ay bruh, where we at?" Jerome responds: "Sheee...
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