Husband and wife are putting up Holiday decorations
when husband offers to hang the wreath. “But sweetums, you are inept and you have no tools,” says the wife. Husband shrugs and goes to Lowe’s to buy a hammer. He walks past a display for the new, Elf Steam Multi-Tool. The marketing was brilliant and it had a drill, three saws, and a sander - all wor...
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Tick Marks
The afternoon before the wedding, the groom Josh and his dad Dave are sharing a drink among the guests. Dave makes a bet with his son… … … “$500, even money, that I can shag your mother tonight more times than you fuck the brains out of your new filly,” dad says. … … It sounds like a sur...
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