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Gotye Jokes

What do Saitama and Gotye have in common?

They're both one hit wonders.

Ba dum tiss.

Ten years ago today, Gotye released his big hit.

I don't hear anything about him at all nowadays. Now he's just Somebody That I Used to Know.

My kid’s pet rabbit Gotye went missing a week ago.

Now it’s just some bunny that we used to know.

Does anyone remember Gotye?

Now he's just somebody that we used to know

Descartes and Gotye walk into a bar.

They're having some friendly banter, you know? Well, Descartes pops off with this: "Gotye, you're gonna be a one hit wonder, mate."

Gotye chuckles, saying: "No, I don't think..." as he turns into dust.

Now Descartes throws his head back, laughing, and says: "Now you're just somebody t...

Did you hear Gotye converted from Judaism to Catholicism?

After realizing he didn't need to follow Jewish customs, he exclaimed to the rabbi, "you didn't have to cut me off!"

Compilation of short "jokes"

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