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What do jokes that talk about mailmen always have in common?

They always have a good delivery.

My first day as an OBGYN, I had a pregnant patient die during childbirth and I was going to make a joke about it but...

I don't think I'd have a good delivery

Jokes are like babies...

...if they don't have a good delivery, they just fall flat.

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What do a joke and Amazon package have in common.

No matter how good the thing is, a bad package can mess it up.

I mean a bad delivery can mess up a good delivery.

Crap! A bad delivery can mess up a good joke.

Whatever, I give up.

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