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Candy Corn Jokes

1,200 candy corns will kill you!

Don't worry the world record is three!

What's the difference between candy corn and boogers?

Kids won't eat candy corn.

Donald Trump is the candy corn of politicians

Part white, part orange and sickening in large doses

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

A kid walks in on his parents taking a shower...

He hears them saying to one another: "Honey, you have big balls." "Babe, you have big tits".

The boy asks, "Mom, dad, what are tits and balls?"

His parents reply, "Oh, uhhh... that's just another way of saying hats and scarves, now go play." So the kid goes off to play.

Later...

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