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If you drop the soap, does the soap get dirty or the ground get clean?

It doesn’t matter because you just got fucked in the ass.

A vampire decided to use his immortality to research the best career

He tried every type of job there was, from innovation to construction to civil service, and he landed on the job of mirror cleaner.

In his book on the subject, he said that the tai chi like motions of the arms were very relaxing, and the mirror will certainly get dirty again leading to job s...

I was at a nudist beach...

and I saw a man walking by wearing nothing but his glasses.

And I thought, "What does he do when his glasses get dirty?".

A man scolded his son for being so unruly and the child rebelled against his father.

He got some of his clothes, his teddy bear and his piggy bank and proudly announced, "I'm running away from home!"

The father calmly decided to look at the matter logically. "What if you get hungry?" he asked.

"Then I'll come home and eat," bravely declared the child.

"And what ...

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Why did people make white chocolate?

So black kids could get dirty faces too.

I'm holding a presentation infront of Microsoft tomorrow. Give me your worst / best joke about Microsoft!

Dear Reddit! Tomorrow I will be presenting my product / pitch in front of hundreds of Microsoft employees. Help me start with a bang, give me the worst / best joke about Microsoft that you have. Let's get dirty!

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