What does Michael Jordan and Melania Trump have in common?
The both made a fortune playing with orange balls
Michael Jordan is wheeled into the hospital for emergency surgery.
He’s brought into the operation room and meets his doctors, but he notices something strange. In the corner, there’s a stage being set up. An anesthesiologist is repeating jokes to herself and wiping her brow. The MRI techs are handling a soundboard in the back. The head surgeon is tuning a guitar b...
Wh did people in the NBA think Michael Jordan was conceited?
Because he was always putting on Airs.
Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, a priest, and a hippie are on a plane together when suddenly it starts going down.
There are only four parachutes but the pilot takes one and jumps out. Michael Jordan says "I'm the greatest basketball player ever, I should get to live." He grabs one and jumps out. Bill Gates says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I should live." He grabs a pack and jumps out. The priest turns ...
Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain
The Punning Of The Bulls
When I was a young, I loved basketball and was a huge Michael Jordan fan. But I wasn't sure if I had enough talent to become a pro player. Until one day I saw this huge poster. In the poster Jordan points at me and the caption reads "JUST DO IT". I got tears in my eyes and decided "I will do IT! ".
That's how I became a web developer.
What do Michael Jackson and Michael Jordan have in common?
They were ridiculed when they played in the minors.
What does Michael Jordan like to put on his toast for breakfast?
My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads.
He has a serious gambling problem.
I know a sure way to stop the murder hornets
Just have Michael Jordan take over ownership.
What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?
Dunk in Donuts
Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany...
but they still called him Herr Jordan.
Barack Obama was out jogging one day...
When he tripped, and fell over a bridge railing and landed in the river below. Before secret service could get to him, 3 kids who were fishing pulled him out of the water. He was so grateful he offered the kids whatever they wanted in return for saving his life. The first kid said, "I want to go to ...
Remember in elementary school how they had those motivational posters?
"You'll miss 100% of the shots you don't take"
Now look at us, school shootings every week.
Thanks alot Michael Jordan.
A loyal employee, Skip, was bragging that he knew almost anyone in the world personally
Naturally, his boss took him up on the offer. He took him to a Chicago Bulls game, and walking into the tunnel, Michael Jordan recognized him and said "what's up Skip?". His boss naturally was impressed. So he took it a step further and went to the White House. President Bush immediately recognized ...
The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great
He's the Michael Jordan of acting.
Two guys are watching their sons play baseball
The first father goes, “Did you see that, my son got an in the Park home run. He’s so much better at baseball than your son.”
The second father annoyed that his friend had insulted his son responded. “My son is the Michael Jordan of baseball.
“But he sucks at baseball?”
So this guy, Rob, is at an interview...
And on his resume, he claims that he is friends with almost everyone in the world. The boss, who's interviewing him, clearly doesn't believe him.
"If you know everyone, then hook me up with Obama."
"Oh yeah! Sure! Obama and I went to middle school together! I'll call him up"
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