Michael Jordan Jokes - 17 Hilarious Michael Jordan Jokes

What does Michael Jordan and Melania Trump have in common?

The both made a fortune playing with orange balls

What does Michael Jordan like to put on his toast for breakfast?

Space Jam

Did you hear about Michael Jordan's commercial career?

It was brief.

Michael Jordan tried escaping his nickname in Germany...

but they still called him Herr Jordan.

Friend told me that I was already the Michael Jordan of my sport

I play baseball.

My dad is like the Michael Jordan of dads.

He has a serious gambling problem.

Michael Jordan, Bill Gates, a priest, and a hippie are on a plane together when suddenly it starts going down.

There are only four parachutes but the pilot takes one and jumps out. Michael Jordan says "I'm the greatest basketball player ever, I should get to live." He grabs one and jumps out. Bill Gates says, "I'm the smartest man in the world, I should live." He grabs a pack and jumps out. The priest turns ...

What does Michael Jordan do in Krispy Kreme?

Dunk in Donuts

Michael Jordan is wheeled into the hospital for emergency surgery.

He’s brought into the operation room and meets his doctors, but he notices something strange. In the corner, there’s a stage being set up. An anesthesiologist is repeating jokes to herself and wiping her brow. The MRI techs are handling a soundboard in the back. The head surgeon is tuning a guitar b...

Lebron reminds me of Michael Jordan...

...when Jordan played baseball

When I was a young, I loved basketball and was a huge Michael Jordan fan. But I wasn't sure if I had enough talent to become a pro player. Until one day I saw this huge poster. In the poster Jordan points at me and the caption reads "JUST DO IT". I got tears in my eyes and decided "I will do IT! ".

That's how I became a web developer.

I know a sure way to stop the murder hornets

Just have Michael Jordan take over ownership.

Michael Jordan, Scottie Pippen, and Dennis Rodman are set to compete against each other in a wordplay competition in Spain

The Punning Of The Bulls

Two guys are watching their sons play baseball

The first father goes, “Did you see that, my son got an in the Park home run. He’s so much better at baseball than your son.”

The second father annoyed that his friend had insulted his son responded. “My son is the Michael Jordan of baseball.

“But he sucks at baseball?”

“So does...

So this guy, Rob, is at an interview...

And on his resume, he claims that he is friends with almost everyone in the world. The boss, who's interviewing him, clearly doesn't believe him.

"If you know everyone, then hook me up with Obama."

"Oh yeah! Sure! Obama and I went to middle school together! I'll call him up"

Rob...

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The guy that played Killmonger in Black Panther is great

He's the Michael Jordan of acting.

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