Game Console Jokes - 14 Hilarious Game Console Jokes

So my brother just broke up with his game console….

She’s now his X-Box!

What is a Cat's favorite Video Game Console?

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There isn't much difference between a game console and a horsemeat packing plant

One is a Sony Playstation, the other a Pony Slaystation.

What Do People and Video Game Consoles Have in Common?

No one can agree on which generation is the best.

I broke up with my video game console, now it's my ex-box

Nothing personal, it was just time for a switch

Why do so many conservatives own game consoles?

Because they hate PC culture.

What do Michael Jackson and a game console have in common?

Both are made of plastic and little boys turn them on

Billy Joel's house has burned down. apparently due to a faulty game console.

Investigators say the fire was caused by a faulty game console. However, Mr Joel has claimed that Wii didn't start the fire.

Why did the game console leave her husband?

He was trying to controller

What game console do Latinos use most?

XBOX JUAN

I asked a frenchman what his favorite game console was

I don't think he understood me though, he just replied "oui".

What does a Dutchman do when he's won the soccer world cup?

He turns off the game console and goes to sleep.

Kids these days

Kids these days are so lucky getting computers and game consoles for Christmas. When I was a kid my mom had to cut holes in my pockets that way I had something to play with

This joke may contain profanity. 🤔

Dear Santa

Dear Santa,

How are you? How is Mrs. Claus? I hope everyone, from the
reindeer to the elves, is fine. I have been a very good boy this year. I would like an X-Box 360 with Call of Duty IV and an iPhone
4 for Christmas. I hope you remember that come Christmas Day.

Merry Christma...

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