UPJOKE

My family plays a lot of games during family game night, but one game never gets mentioned.

We don't talk about Uno.

Why did the marsupials insist on family game night?

They wanted to spend koala-ty time together.

The last board game night was a complete failure

When we showed up, it turned out that our host had no Clue

My 12-year-old son was so happy when he found out tonight, for game night, is fort night.

Who knew kids that age still find joy making pillow and blanket tents?!

My friends ask why I never come to their game nights.

I would, but there’s too much Risk involved.

What do you call game night at Hooters?

Double D&D

If you die and get cremated, . . .

you can be put into an hourglass and still be included in family game night.

I caught my wife cheating with the neighbor last night

They are both banned from being the banker during monopoly game night now.



That will teach them to sleep together.

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