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In the spirit of halloween, I would like to clarify that my penis is NOT tiny.

It's fun size.

How strange...

Last night my flatmate only popped out for milk wearing no make up and instead came back with 4 packets of Haribo, 4 fun size Snickers and a 'Best Costume' trophy.

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