Fruit Basket Jokes - 4 Hilarious Fruit Basket Jokes

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Fruit Basket

A man takes his girlfriend on a weekend getaway to a beach resort. They check in and the concierge takes them up to show them their lavish suite. He points out the huge fruit basket filled with goodies as they enter, The suite has great views of the ocean, a jacuzzi etc etc... They tip the concierge...

Sent my Grandma a fruit basket with a message.

I guess you could call it a Nanagram

Did you guys hear about the person who had his fruit basket stolen?

He was left peachless!!!

A rich friend heard that his poor friend fell ill after drinking bad water from a river. He sent his friend a fruit basket and a card.

Get well soon.

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