Why is Frosty the Snowman like my dad?

He said he'll be back one day

What do you call frosty the snowman’s wife?

A snow blower.

How does Frosty the Snowman go to the bathroom?

That’s snowbody’s business.

Why was Frosty the Snowman so happy?

He heard the snowblower coming!

Why did frosty the snowman have to go to the dentist?

He has a very bad case of frost bite.

Why was Frosty the Snowman smiling?

Because he saw the snow blower coming .

Why did frosty the snowman quit drinking?

Every time he went out he got plowed.

Frosty the snowman got caught picking his nose

...and he didn't carrot all

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Who is Frosty the Snowman's most favorite comedian?

Bill Brrrrr.


I'll see myself out...

What did the sun say after melting Frosty the Snowman?

I came, I thaw, I conquered .

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My dad's lame holiday joke

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