What’s a French person’s favorite drug?

Oui’d

I, a French person, recently bought a female hamster from the Netherlands

Her name is 'Amster Dame.

What does a French person call marijuana?

Oui'd

A Brit, a French person and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

The Brit says, “Look, they are so calm and reserved, they must be British.”

The French person says, “No, look at how beautiful they are, they must be French.”

The Russian says, “Are you kidding me? They have no clothes and no shelter with only an apple to eat and they’re being told the...

What do you call a French person wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

Where does a French person go after eating dinner?

The I full tower

Do you know how to kill a french person?

Shoot 10 feet above his head and you will hit his superiority complex.

What’s a French persons favourite gaming console?

A Nintendo Oui

French person: "80"

"lol blaze it"

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A new yorker, a british person, and a french person are on a safari...

when they are ambushed by a tribe in the area.
A tribeman says: "You have trespassed our sacred land and you must be killed. We will skin you and make a canoe when you choose how you want to die."
The French person asks for a bottle of poison.
The British person asks for a gun.
The new y...

I met a French person today and they have a weird bone fetish

IDK why but they were mentioning bone jaw and bone apple teeth again and again

What's the best place to propose to a French person?

At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!"

The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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An American guy is talking to his friend about a French girl he likes...

"I've always had a thing for French women!" he says "So I can't wait to tell my crush that!"

"That's not right," says his friend. "It's not good to generalize her like that it'll make her think you see all French as the same! I've had a career in International Relations so I have some advice ...

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