French Person Jokes - 15 Hilarious French Person Jokes

Why did the French person commit suicide when they couldn't find their olive oil?

Because they had lost the *huile d'olive*

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What does a French person call marijuana?

Oui'd

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What do you call it when a French person goes to the gym?

ResistOnce training

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What’s a French person’s favorite drug?

Oui’d

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French person: "80"

"lol blaze it"

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I, a French person, recently bought a female hamster from the Netherlands

Her name is 'Amster Dame.

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What do you call a French person wearing sandals?

Phillipe Phillope

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Do you know how to kill a french person?

Shoot 10 feet above his head and you will hit his superiority complex.

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Where does a French person go after eating dinner?

The I full tower

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What’s a French persons favourite gaming console?

A Nintendo Oui

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A new yorker, a british person, and a french person are on a safari...

when they are ambushed by a tribe in the area.
A tribeman says: "You have trespassed our sacred land and you must be killed. We will skin you and make a canoe when you choose how you want to die."
The French person asks for a bottle of poison.
The British person asks for a gun.
The new y...

What's the best place to propose to a French person?

At the top of a roller coaster so on the way down they say wheeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!

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Why is French person a better team player than a pirate?

The pirate says, "Aye, aye!"

The French says, "Oui, oui!"

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A Brit, a French person and a Russian are looking at a painting of Adam and Eve in the Garden of Eden.

The Brit says, “Look, they are so calm and reserved, they must be British.”

The French person says, “No, look at how beautiful they are, they must be French.”

The Russian says, “Are you kidding me? They have no clothes and no shelter with only an apple to eat and they’re being told the...

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An American guy is talking to his friend about a French girl he likes...

"I've always had a thing for French women!" he says "So I can't wait to tell my crush that!"

"That's not right," says his friend. "It's not good to generalize her like that it'll make her think you see all French as the same! I've had a career in International Relations so I have some advice ...

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