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What do you call a Frenchman wearing sandals?

Philippe Philoppe.
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What do you call a Frenchman who has been attacked by a bear?

Claude.
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What do you call a Frenchman with a foot fetish?

Piedophile
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What do you call a Frenchman with eggs and toast on his head?

Emile
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What do you call a Frenchman that likes anime?

A Ouiaboo
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What do you call a Frenchman shoving a baguette up your butt?

A pain in the ass.

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What do you call a Frenchman's penis?

A oui-oui.

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What do you call a Frenchman who can fart out of his dick?

Pierre.

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