Fred Flintstone Jokes - 8 Hilarious Fred Flintstone Jokes

Fred Flintstone & Barney Rubble are relaxing at home one afternoon, when...

...Barney turns to Fred and asks, "Hey Fred, you wanna get high?"

Fred replies, "Yeah, a dab'll do."

What is Fred Flintstones’s favorite drink?

Yabba Dabba Dew

What does a french Fred Flintstone say when he leaves.

Yabba dabb-adieu

[OC] What's Fred Flintstone favourite dog breed?

The Labradabradooooor

What's Fred Flintstone's favorite soft drink?

Mountain Yaba-daba-do

^I don't know if this is original but it just popped into my head. ^^I'll see myself out..

Who did the Hamburglar frame for the theft of Fred Flintstone's Dino-Burger?

Rubble Rubble!

Fred Flintstone asks Wilma if she has any weed left. She says "no, but I have some wax if you want a hit.

He replies, "yeah, a dab'll do."

A car walks into a bar...

Bartender: What will it be Fred Flintstone?

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