If it weren't for food stamps, I wouldn't have anything to eat.
But man do they taste awful!
A single mother in front of me at the store came up short for her groceries because her food stamps ran out. I've been in that situation before so I figured I'd help her out.
God knows there were a LOT of groceries, but I helped her put every item back on the shelf.
Why did the Polish guy throw away his food stamps?
They tasted terrible
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A man walks into a bar...
He orders a fuzzy navel.
Bartender: "We don't have those right now, but I can give you the next best thing: a hairy bellybutton"
The man orders it, drinks it, and says "not bad. How about sex on the beach?"
Bartender: "We don't have those right now, but I can give you the next ...
How do you starve a Socialist?
You hide their food stamps under their work boots.
Edit; Thank you /u/DoctorBrohoof for my first gold!
How do you kill a black widow?
You take away her food stamps.
This is short and to the point: The Food Stamp Program, administered by the U.S. Department of Agriculture, is proud to be distributing this year the greatest amount of free Meals and Food Stamps ever, to 46 million people. Meanwhile, the National Park Service, administered b...
Yo momma so stupid...
...she tried to buy Tide Pods with food stamps.
We're so poor
We're so poor that the tooth fairy gave us food stamps
So there's this Indian reservation, and the food stamps are 3 days late. People are starting to get uppity about it. So the local chief has to leave and go talk to the government people about it. He doesn't know English very well, so he is scared. But he makes sure not to let other see fear on his f...
A Black Widow joke
Q: How do you kill a Black Widow?
A: You take away her food stamps
Was told his one at a family reunion, don't know how old but thought it was funny as hell!
I received my tax return for 2016 back from the IRS
They are questioning how many dependents I claimed.
I guess it was because of my response to the question: "List all dependents?" I replied: 12 million illegal immigrants; 3 million crack heads; 42 million people on food stamps, 2 million people in over 243 prisons; Half of Mexico; and 53...
A Russian arrives in New York City...
A Russian arrives in New York City as a new immigrant to the United States. He stops the first person he sees walking down the street and says, "Thank you Mr. American for letting me come into this country, giving me housing, food stamps, and a free education!" The passerby says, "You are mistake...
Man, times sure are tough! I just saw a vampire at the blood bank..
He asked if they take food stamps.