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if a has a small chest,

does that mean she charges a flat rate?

There once was a scientist who helped produce many fantastic and otherworldly varieties of sodapop.

Sadly, he was only paid a flat rate, as he had no degree in fizzics.

Why can't you haggle when getting your tire patched up?

Because it's a FLAT rate
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