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Flashbang Jokes

A flashbang would be completely ineffective against Helen Keller.

Because she's dead.

have you seen a flashbang go off?

a stunning experience

what do you get when you throw a flashbang into a room full of epileptic kids?

a silent disco

How do you make the best Harlem Shake video?

You throw a flashbang into a room of epileptic children.

What's Hellen Keller immune to?

Flashbangs

Whats another name for a quickie?

A flashbang

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How come The Flash leaves his partners temporarily blinded after sex?

Cause they get Flashbanged.

What do you call two marines having a quickie?

A flashbang

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