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Flashbacks Jokes

What do you get when you spell “man” backwards?

Flashbacks.

What do you get when you spell "man" backwards?

Flashbacks

When I was a kid if I was naughty my dad use to hit me with polaroid camera.

To this day I can still have instant flashbacks.

A man talks to a doctor

Man: Doc, I'm afraid of flashbacks

Doctor: So when did this all start?

Man: AAAAHHHHHHHHH

Cookie Monster was so traumatized the other day.

He had nom flashbacks.

What does a survivor of the Food Onomatopoeia war get?

Nom flashbacks.



I know I'm getting reported for this one, but you know you like them. Upvote this you cowards.

What do you get when you spell ‘Man’ backwards?

Flashbacks.

I’m so, so sorry. The daddest joke I’ve heard from my dad.

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Years ago, I took some LSD and tried to have sex with my girlfriend, but couldn’t.

I still have flaccid flashbacks.

Tokyo 2020 Olympics would be the longest Olympics we'll ever witness.

Imagine having to go through every athlete's story arc complete with motivational flashbacks and training montages. Plus there will be people on the bench discussing the play-by-play.

Why was 6 afraid of 7?

Seven’s been worried about six even since he left Afghanistan. Every time 6 closes his eyes, he sees the war and hears the gunshots. He sees the blood, the killing, the death, and soldiers falling. When he looks at seven, he remembers when they were forced to eat their own flesh to not starve in tho...

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My grandfather, a Vietnam veteran,hooked up with a Viet girl a few years after the war.

He told me the story of how they met at a bar, and how he took her home that night, and how he began having PTSD flashbacks as soon as she undressed.

"Why's that?" I asked him.

"It was just like the war," he said. "I couldn't see the Vietnamese in all the bush."

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As an IT student who failed calculus twice....

... to this day I have Vieta flashbacks.

What does a menopausal Vietnam vet suffer from?

Hot flashbacks

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