A chicken and a horse become best friends on their farm.
Every day, they go out walking together, talking, laughing and generally enjoying each other's company. One day, they happen to wander too closely to a sinkhole, and the horse falls in. As the horse flails about, the chicken looks around desperately, trying to figure out how to save her friend. That...
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A chicken and a horse go for a walk in the woods...
They walk a ways down a path when the horse falls into a deep puddle. The horse flails about and says, "little chick, little chick go get the farmer to bring his tractor and pull me out!" The little chick runs back down the path and tells the farmer he needs to bring his tractor to pull the horse ...
Hillary Clinton has a seizure during the debate...
"Mrs. Clinton," the Moderator asks, "What is your plan to lower the national debt?"
Suddenly, Hillary flails her arms around, rolls her eyes wildly, foams at the mouth, and gibbers incoherently for several awkward minutes. Finally, she collapses in a heap and soils herself.
"Hey!" Trum...
A blind man visit Texas....
When he gets to his hotel room, he feels bed, “wow this bed is big!”
“Everything is big in Texas” says the bellhop The man heads downstairs to the bar sits on a huge barstool and orders a beer. A mug is placed between his hands, “wow these drinks are big.” “Everything is big in Texas” ...
A dog lays in the yard and an old man in overalls sits on the porch. "Excuse me, sir, but does your dog bite?" a jogger asks...
The old man looks over his newspaper and replies, "Nope."
As soon as the jogger enters the yard, the dog begins snarling and growling, and then attacks the jogger's legs.
As the jogger flails around in the yard, he yells, "I thought you said your dog didn't bite!"
The old man...
A gentleman is walking down the sidewalk in Liverpool, England on a windy day....
A gentleman is walking down the sidewalk in Liverpool, England on a windy day. It's extremely blustery and everything is blowing around.
He approaches a woman walking the other way who is struggling in the wind. All of a sudden, her skirt blows up! It turns upward, covering her face. The woma...
Jesus and Moses Sit On A Boat Enjoying Retirement
**JESUS** Hey Moses, do you still, you know..... have it?
**MOSES** Have it?
**JESUS** Ya Ya.... You know.... That "trick" you used to do.
**MOSES** Oh buddy, I've still got it.
Moses moves to the front of the boat, shakes out his hands, claps them together and slowly sep...
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