Ask me if I can whup that Tiger, go on, go on ask me.
Can you whup that Tiger?????????? I Shere Khan.
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Boudreaux lived down by the river in deep Louisiana.
On the other side of the river lived a guy named Clarence.
Boudreaux hated Clarence and Clarence hated Boudreaux. Every day since they were small children, they'd go down to their river banks and yell at each other across the river. They never really met each other because neither one could s...
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Johnny has the day off from school and is bugging his mom
Johnny: mom, I'm bored I want to do something.
Mom: See those construction workers building that house across the street? Why don't you go over there and see what they are doing, maybe you'll learn something.
So Johnny does what his mom told him and spends all day across the street. He...
Funny things to say after loudly farting in a public toilet
I'll start with a couple I've heard:
"Systems check cleared - ready for drop..."
"Whups, I'm sorry, I need to get that fixed..."
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