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Dumbbells Jokes

A guy tried lifting 40 pound dumbbells

"This is too much." He decided.

He spent his money on cheaper dumbbells

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I heard a man died on the toilet after eating 2 dumbbells

Thats some heavy shit (sorry)

What do you call a man made out of dumbbells?

Jim

What do you call it when you go to the store just to use their dumbbells and then leave?

Shoplifting

My New Year's resolution is going great!

I went to the gym this morning and I've already lost 10 pounds. Seriously I have no idea where I misplaced those dumbbells.

Guess who failed the gym class??

Dumbbells

Shovels were a ground breaking invention...

But dumbbells were an uplifting one.

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Best weight loss In town!

A new fitness center was advertising around the city with their fool-proof method of losing a substantial amount of weight in under an hour!

Tom was an out of shape guy that wanted to lose weight badly, but was skeptical about this new spot.

After hearing many of his friends and colle...

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The Gym (at 40) - Try and read this without laughing out loud!

Dear Diary

For my fortieth birthday this year, my wife (the dear) purchased a week of personal training at the local health club for me.

Although I am still in great shape since playing football 24 yrs ago, I decided it would be a good idea to go ahead and give it a try.

Called ...

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