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Fireflies Jokes

The Grave of the fireflies was such a good movie..

Can't wait more to watch the second part.

I tried to catch a bunch of fireflies last night but they escaped the container

It was ajar

What's the difference between Fireflies and BMW Drivers.

Fireflies use their blinkers.

Did you know that fireflies are the smartest insect?

They're the brightest one.

Why do hot air ballons use burners and not steam?

Because Fireflies and Waterfalls

How the grandkids view us old folks (Long)

1. She was in the bathroom, putting on her makeup, under the watchful eyes of her young granddaughter, as she'd done many times before. After she applied her lipstick and started to leave, the little one said, "But Gramma, you forgot to kiss the toilet paper good-bye!" I will probably never put lips...

A boy went to visit his grandfather that lived deep in the mountains... [long]

He hadn't seen his grandfather in quite some time, not since his grandmother's funeral a few years back at least. So, deciding that it would do their son well to visit the old man for the summer, his parents packed him up and sent him to go stay with the old man for the summer.


So, upon h...

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