Cicadas Jokes - 2 Hilarious Cicadas Jokes

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How do Cicadas know to wake up every 17 years?

They have Cicadian rhythm.

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A guy goes into a record shop

and says "do you have any sound effects albums of insect noises? Crickets, cicadas, beetles, that sort of thing?"

Store guy: "yeah only this second hand vinyl, should be perfect though."

Guy buys the record but he's back to the shop within the hour, says "sorry mate this record is no...

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