My mom told me that it’s impossible to shoot fireballs from your hands.

I disagree, I told her shoryuken.

A priest, a nun and some random dude walks into a bar

They ask for a few coronas, hurricanes, and fireballs.

The bartender says "that'll be 2020"

A banker died. When he arrived at the junction between heaven and hell, God gave him a choice between the two. The banker decided to take a tour.

He toured heaven. It was calm, serene and comfortable. Then he toured hell. There were nightclubs, endless bars, girls all around and loud music. He obviously chose the hell.

When he entered hell, there were fireballs, demons spitting java and not a pickle to eat. He turned to God and asked ...

Yo mama so dumb...

...she argues endlessly that Frodo could have just ridden a giant eagle into Mordor and dropped the Ring into Mount Doom from the air, even though all the characters in the book say over and over again that Sauron can SEE EVERYWHERE and that stealth was their only hope of getting anywhere with the R...

two boys, bob and jim

jim buys super mario bros. for his nintendo entertainment system and is excited for when his friend bob can watch him play and try to play himself. then bob comes over and jim skims through world 1 without being hit even once! bob, impressed, asks "can i try world 1 too?" so jim resets the game and ...

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