I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A...

They were raising canes.

A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A

Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.









(I'm not sorry)

Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?

They need time to choke their chickens

After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

I don’t want to go to Chik-fil A

I’d rather go to Fil-A chik

Why doesn't Chick-fil-a have a double chicken sandwich?

2 chicks together isn't really their thing.

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What’s the difference between Auschwitz and Chick-fil-A

Auschwitz accepted gays

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

Why don’t In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They’re too scared and would just Chick n Out.

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I saw a lady with a gallon of water in one hand and some chik fil a in the other

and I thought to myself:

"Now there's a thirsty girl who wants some cock"

Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

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After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy

today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he "hates Jews and Mexicans."

I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular...

Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.

Know why Chick-fil-A doesn't have a sandwich with two patties on it?

because they don't want two chicks on top of each other! *RIMSHOT*

If Jack the Ripper was...

...transported to current times and wanted a fast food meal before carrying on his dasterdly deeds in our time what might an appropriate dining establishment be called?




Chick-fil-A

So to celebrate Easter today,

I asked my parents to take us to Chick-Fil-A, since we hadn't eaten there in a long time.



Boy, were they in for a surprise.

A rich mother in law has 3 daughters who are married off to 3 men....

She wanted to test whether her sons in law really cared about her or not. So she devised a plan. She invites her first SIL for a run and after reaching a river she purposefully slips into the river's current.
Without any hesitation first SIL jumps into the river and saves her. The very next day h...

What did Ted Bundy order for his last meal?

Chick Fil a

*came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.

Love is sweet and sour.

Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce inappropriately".

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh?

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