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Fil Jokes

I saw a bunch of old people protesting outside of Chick-fil-A...

They were raising canes.

After hearing about the boycott, I've decided to give up eating Chick-Fil-A

...but only on Sundays.

FIL marriage advice

My father in law once told me the secret to a great marriage. On your 5th wedding anniversary take your wife to the old country.



On your 40th anniversary go back and get her.

A Chicken tried out to be the new spokesperson for Chick-Fil-A

Unfortunately, she didn't meat egg-spectations.









(I'm not sorry)

Why is chick fil-a closed on sundays?

They need time to choke their chickens

Why is Chick-fil-a so successful?

They figured out how to sell fried chicken to white people.

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What’s the difference between Auschwitz and Chick-fil-A

Auschwitz accepted gays

Why don’t In n Out and Chick-Fil-A combine restaurants?

They’re too scared and would just Chick n Out.

Jesus rose on the third day for Chick-Fil-A

But they were closed.

I don't know why Chic-Fil-A is so popular...

Their food always leaves a fowl taste in my mouth.

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After record breaking single day sales at Chic-Fil-a amid the same sex controversy

today CEO of Jack in the Box Ted Fuller said he "hates Jews and Mexicans."

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I saw a lady with a gallon of water in one hand and some chik fil a in the other

and I thought to myself:

"Now there's a thirsty girl who wants some cock"

What did Ted Bundy order for his last meal?

Chick Fil a

*came up with that on my own. If you can improve on it feel free.

Love is sweet and sour.

Love is a funny thing. One minute you're thinking "Wow, so this is what true love feels like", and the next minute you're banned for "eating Chick Fil A sauce inappropriately".

What is the most popular Canadian poultry restaurant?

Chic-fil, eh?

If Jack the Ripper was...

...transported to current times and wanted a fast food meal before carrying on his dasterdly deeds in our time what might an appropriate dining establishment be called?




Chick-fil-A

The Christians are really taking the Dugger family scandal hard

I drove by a Chick-fil-A and the flags were at half-staff...

A rich mother in law has 3 daughters who are married off to 3 men....

She wanted to test whether her sons in law really cared about her or not. So she devised a plan. She invites her first SIL for a run and after reaching a river she purposefully slips into the river's current.
Without any hesitation first SIL jumps into the river and saves her. The very next day h...

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