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Fear Of God Jokes

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I named my dick

I named my dick "the fear of god" now when my parents ask what im doing with my girlfriend i tell them im putting the fear of god in her

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There once lived a hunter,

There once lived a hunter who missed more than he hit the target.

His problem was that he shouted the phrase **“Oh, fuck I missed!”**, every time he missed a shot.

His friends and family who were concerned took him to a priest to see if fear of God could make him stop cursing.

A...

The preacher arrived at church...

...muttering angrily under his breath.

"Goodness, what's wrong?" asked his secretary when he came into the office.

"It's raining like crazy out there," said the preacher, "and I can't find my umbrella! I had it here at the church last week, and I think one of the congregation must hav...

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