What do you get when you combine insomnia, dyslexia and agnosticism?
Someone who lies awake at night, wondering if there is a dog.
An expert answered a question I asked him about agnosticism
He said he wasn't sure.
Sad Old Man
There once was an old man. During his life, he had started his own tech company, married a beautiful woman and had two children who moved on to be successful mechanical engineers. He also vehemently argued against Christianity, Buddhism and Islam and proclaimed that the only reasonable religious vie...
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Taoism: Shit happens.
Buddhism: If shit happens, it's not really shit.
Islam: If shit happens, it's the will of Allah.
Protestantism: Shit happens because you don't work hard enough.
Judaism: Why does this shit always happen to us?
Hinduism: This shit happened befo...