I am not strong or godlike, I am just constantly horny.
What do you call an evergreen with temporary godlike powers?
Thor was viewing the earth, when he saw a beautiful milkmaid. He transformed to human form, descended to earth - and seduced her.
They made love for 3 days and 3 nights, then one morning Thor was stood with his back to her, shuttered sunlight streaming through his golden hair and across his massive frame - the very image of godlike perfection. And he spoke.
“Darling, I must away from this place” he turned round for dram...
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Italy, year VI of the Fascist Era.
A very very poor farmer is desperate. He doesn't have food, money or clothes for his children. He's so desperate that he decides to write a letter to God, asking for 500 lire (Italian money).
So he takes a pen and some paper, writes the request, and encloses it in an envelope. Now he has to ...