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Fatso Jokes

I bought a talking mirror

And I asked "Mirror, mirror on the wall, who is the fairest of them all?"

And the mirror answers "Move your , fatso, I can't see a thing!"

Now I gotta deal with 7 years of bad luck.

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A man walks into a bar…

Takes a seat and orders a drink. There’s a bowl of peanuts on the bar. He leans over to take one and is shocked to hear the peanuts talking to him.

‘Hey handsome, looking GOOD’

‘Did you lose weight? You’re looking really fit’

Confused, he accepts the praise and nurses his drin...

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Bully in HS

High School Principal calls for the father to come to school one morning and he doesn't quite understands what would be the reason...

Getting there, he starts complaining with the receptionist about why he was called to go there.

Dad: Lady, I don't know why the principal called me here...
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