Frontal Jokes - 7 Hilarious Frontal Jokes

I don't need a frontal lobotomy...

I need a bottle in front o' me!

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NSFW Two guys are on a camping trip...

And on the last day, they can't decide on what to do. So one decides he'll go for a lonely walk in the forest, while the other goes to a mountain lake.

When they meet up in the evening, the forest guy is "Hey, how did your day go?"

"Awesome. I went to this mountain lake, and there was...

Went in for a tonsillectomy. Surgeon did a frontal lobectomy instead. I complained...

... really gave 'em a piece of my mind!

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I'd rather have a free bottle in front of me

Than a pre-frontal lobotomy.

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As my beloved grandfather would always say: I’d rather have a bottle in front of me...

...than a frontal lobotomy.

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They say drinking one beer a day can prevent you from having a psychotic break, which is great...

...I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.

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What's the difference between a complimentary cocktail and a significant brain surgery?

One is a free bottle in front of me, and the other is a pre-frontal lobotomy

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