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A bunch of fetishists are sitting around at their fetishists club bored trying to think up things to do.

Then one has an idea. The guy who's into bestiality says, "I wish we could find a cat and fuck it!"

The sadist says, "Yeah, and we could torture it before we fuck it!"

The necrophiliac says, "And then afterwards we'll kill it and fuck it again!"

The masochist says, "meow."

I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'.

Ah well, it's not the end of the world.

Am I able to think up of a brand new color...

...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?

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Boss: Okay guys, we need to think up a name for large advertisements that can be posted along highways...

Bob: Hey, how about Bobboards!

Bill: Hold on, I think I have a better idea...

I was trying to think up some squirrel puns.

But, they were all too nutty.

Guy needed for joke to work: Name a country in Asia

Neckbeard: M’laysia

P.S
I’m sorry for posting this but it’s just the worst joke I’ve ever been able to think up on my own and I’m sort of proud.

Why do you never hear jokes about drinking straws?

Because they all suck.



(Joke my 10-year old came up with while we were at Wendy's and he was trying to think up restaurant jokes.)

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