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A bunch of fetishists are sitting around at their fetishists club bored trying to think up things to do.

Then one has an idea. The guy who's into bestiality says, "I wish we could find a cat and fuck it!"

The sadist says, "Yeah, and we could torture it before we fuck it!"

The necrophiliac says, "And then afterwards we'll kill it and fuck it again!"

The masochist says, "meow."

Am I able to think up of a brand new color...

...or will it just be a pigment of my imagination?

I'm making my own Crossword Puzzle but I'm struggling to think up a clue for 3 down, 'Armageddon'.

Ah well, it's not the end of the world.

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Boss: Okay guys, we need to think up a name for large advertisements that can be posted along highways...

Bob: Hey, how about Bobboards!

Bill: Hold on, I think I have a better idea...

Name for a PTSD support group

I just got kicked out of my support group for those chronically depressed with PTSD. We were trying to think up a group name, apparently 'The Suicide Squad' isn't considered appropriate.

Bedtime joke

One night I tucked my son in bed, and he wanted me to tell him a joke.

“Tell you what, let’s each try to think up a word that starts with ‘F’ and ends with ‘uck.’” His eyes widen to the size of saucers.

“Let’s see,” I continue... “I’ve got ‘Firetruck,’ what do you got?”

A mobster kidnaps a biologist, an electrical engineer, and a physicist

He sits them down and tells them, "I need a way to win a horse race every time. You are each going to think up a plan for doing this... Or else. "

A week later, the biologist walks in, "It's simple. We drug the horses with this series of amphetamines and steroids that I've come up with. "
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