Why shouldn't you mess with a poor landscaper?

They have bad tampers

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An American, a Russian and a Finn drink in a bar.

The American says:

\- Well... American Air Forces are so huge that we can cover all the sky over Finland by our planes. And there will no sunlight, only shade.

They drink. The Russian says:

\- Well, Russian Navy is so huge that we can cover entire the Gulf of Finland by ships...

Mike Tyson once angrily accused me of tampering with his satsumas.

He said I was taking the pith.

Espresso usually helps to calm my mood

but today I lost my tamper.

What's it called when someone messes with unpurchased product in central Florida?

Tamper Bay

I went to the fertility doctor to get the results from my sperm sample.

Doctor - I have good news and bad news.

Me - Give me the bad news.

Doctor - Your sample was tampered with.

Me - And the good news?

Doctor - It was DELICIOUS!

I'm going to apply for the job as Australia's next cricket captain.

I've been ball tampering for years and never got caught.

Babe, are you Cameron Bancroft?

'Cause I want you tampering with my balls.

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Dear Lord

Dear good Lord, please make me dumb,
that I don't go to a concentration camp.
Dear good Lord please make me deaf,
that I don't tamper with the radio.
Dear good Lord please make me blind,
that I think everything is fine:
If I'm deaf and dumb and blind,
I am Adolf’s ...

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I know everyone is tired of the negativity with all the recent events...

I'm negative too. I'm sorry. I can't help it. I just can't comprehend how this guy is so successful. How did he win? And to be on the biggest stage in the world now. It doesn't make sense. No one ever thought he was a real contender, but here he is.

With all the scandal, how people think his ...

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