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Fabricated Jokes

A fabricated exchange between George Bernard Shaw and Winston Churchill.

Shaw writes to Churchill: "I'm reserving you two tickets for my new play. Come with a friend (if you have one, that is)."

Churchill replies to Shaw: "I can't make the first performance. I'll make sure to watch the second performance (if you have one, that is)."

*This exchange has mad...

Did you hear the joke about the false piece of cloth?

It was fabricated.

My friend told me he holds a world record in quilt making

I suspect his whole story is fabricated.

Did you hear about the kayaker that hit a submerged couch during the Rio Olympics?

It was a fabricated story.

An American, a Korean, a Chinese, and a Russian walk into a bar...

...they settled into their seats and when they had loosened up after a few drinks they decided to extol the virtues of their homelands.

"American industry is so superb," said the American. "A sports team can decide to move to a different city, and within a year and a half we can build a stat...

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