Exxon Jokes - 6 Hilarious Exxon Jokes

Inflation in the USA is so high at this point that...…

\- I recieved a predeclined credit card in the mail.
\- CEO's are now playing miniature golf.
\- Exxon-Mobil fired 25 Congressmen.
\- McDonald's is selling the amazing 1/4 ouncer.
\- Angelina Jolie adopted a kid from the US.
\- Moms and Dad's in Beverly Hills let go of ...

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The price of oil has dropped so far that...

Exxon-Mobil had to lay off 25 Congressmen.

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BP and Exxon were at a press conference

... and when asked about the frequency and amount of oil that has been spilled recently, they responded "Oh that, that is just the lube we needed to be able to fuck the world."

My friend likes to make off-color jokes about environmental disasters, like the Exxon Valdez and the Deepwater Horizon accidents.

He's so crude.

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The economy is so bad

ExxonMobil just laid off 25 Congressmen.

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Why did the gas station employee leave his girlfriend?

He found his Exxon top of another dude.

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