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I forgot to pay for my exorcism

So I got repossessed.

From my Dad: I never did get around to paying for my exorcism

So now I've been repossessed.

My girlfriend says she’s possessed.

My girlfriend has been saying she’s been having weird experiences and weird thoughts so she went to confess to a priest. The priest told me she was possessed and that she needs and exorcism. Sometimes the priest comes over to perform the exorcisms and it gets really ugly. I hear her on the bed shaki...

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