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Everlasting Life Jokes

Jesus said "Come forth and thou shall receive everlasting life,"

I came fifth, and got a toaster

Three men were stranded on a desert island

They had been there for many years and had become good friends. One day a lamp washed up on shore and out popped a genie. The genie looked at them and decided to grant each of them one wish.

Without hesitation, the first man practically screamed; "I wish I was back home with my family!". Po...

Three nuns die and go to Heaven...

The nuns walk up to the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St. Peter.

"Hello ladies. In order to get into Heaven you have one final task. You all must answer one question each to enter the Holy Gates of Heaven."

The nuns each looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Nun #1 ste...

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