And Jesus said unto them, "Come forth and you shall receive everlasting life."

We all know how John came fith and won a toaster, but Joseph didn't even come and he got a baby!

Three nuns die and go to Heaven...

The nuns walk up to the Pearly Gates and are greeted by St. Peter.

"Hello ladies. In order to get into Heaven you have one final task. You all must answer one question each to enter the Holy Gates of Heaven."

The nuns each looked at each other and nodded in agreement.

Nun #1 ste...

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