A dying man wants to prevent his family from inheriting his wealth. So he entrusts the money to his three closest friends: a doctor, a priest, and a lawyer.
He gives each friend an envelope with $1,000,000 in cash, and makes them all swear to bury the money with him when he dies. They all shake hands and solemnly agree.
A few months later the man dies, and the three friends place their envelopes in the casket.
Later, privately, the doctor...
Before leaving for a battle, King Arthur puts a strong iron chastity belt on his wife Guinevere and entrusts the key to his most loyal knight, Eddie. Then King Arthur departs.
Five minutes into his journey, King Arthur hears Eddie screaming for him to stop. King Arthur signals his steed to halt and waits for Eddie to catch up.
"Eddie!" the king says, "What's the matter?"
"Your highness," says Eddie. "You gave me the wrong key."
A muscular man walks into the bar with a tiny ragged doll
"What can I get you?" the bartender asks. “A whiskey, neat, keep it coming” the muscular man orders. Drink after drink, the bartender finally gathered the courage to ask; "Why did you carry that tiny ragged doll around? No offence sir, but one would normally assume it’s not your...