George loved to eat watches

Every day for breakfast, lunch, and dinner George would eat his favorite brand of watch.

Feeling fancy? A Rolex does the job better than any restaurant.

Special occasion? A grandfather clock would fit any event perfectly.


Going on a diet? Apple watches are the way to go!
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So a Cowboy is on the run from the Native Americans...

He is pursued by the whole tribe, and only has one bullet left in his gun. He rides forth and thinks to himself, "That's it, I am fucked."

Suddenly the Angel comes down from Heavens and tells him, "You ain't 'fucked' just yet; go hide in that bush." The Cowboy promptly hides in the bush, his ...

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