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English Grammar Jokes

English grammar

The plural of Karen is HOA.

First rule of English grammar,

Double negatives are a no no.

There's only 1 rule in English Grammar:

Won: Their our know rules.

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As much as I hate English grammar..

It's the difference between knowing your shit and knowing you're shit.

Bad, long, and written by Russian who doesn’t know English grammar

Old poor man is traveling on his old camel through the desert under intense heat

His camel had no opportunity to drink for too long, and so it is very tiered.

Then, a caravan of camels loaded with various goods, food and water and leaded by a strong young man catches up with an old m...

In English grammar, periods are very important. They can alter the entire meaning of what is being said.

For example:

Johnny was on his trampoline, moving up and down in total bliss.

Johnny was on his period, moving up and down in total bliss.

Tense

Teacher teaching English grammar ,
Types of tense : Past Present Future ,
Sub types : Simple Continuous Perfect ....
........ ,
Teacher explaining 'Simple Future' Tense ,
A kid who was quiet till now ,
Shouts ,
Impossible!

My spouse is an English teacher.

She sends me a text complaining about how her students aren't understanding some of the basic rules of English grammar. I responded back saying, "There, their, they're, it will be okay."

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A secretary received an expensive pen as a gift from her boss.

She sent him a "Thank You” note the following day.

The boss's wife read the note and filed for divorce.

The note said: Your penis wonderful and I enjoyed using it last night. It has extra ordinary smooth flow and a firm stroke. I loved its perfect size and grip. Felt like I was in hea...

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