Embarrasses Jokes

Even if she dies..

She will still be your late wife

We were at mcdonalds and she asks me to buy her something so she kisses me and says “youre the best brother ever”. The look on the cashiers face was disgusted. I know im the best brother but why does she have to tell everyone?

throwing them a surprise party.

And after bringing it home, he discovers it has the filthiest mouth. It constantly swears, racial epithets, dirty jokes, the whole lot! It embarrasses the man to no end. He keeps trying to train the bird, but it doesn't listen, just cackles back at him.

In a rage, he finally throws the bird i... read more