My 8 year-old kept chewing electrical wires…

…so I had to ground him.

My son was chewing electrical wires everyday.

So I grounded him until he conducts himself properly.

What is black and smokes and is attached to electrical wires?

A bad electrician

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My dad explained the working world to me this way :

Imagine everyone are birds on hanging wires. The birds on different levels of overhead hanging electrical wires are a representation of positions of power in a company.

Birds on the highest level are your CEOs. Likewise, as the levels decrease, so do the positions. The lower levels contain th...

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