Eating Contest Jokes

Latvia man enter contest eat potato. Many other contestants. Contest start. Is no potato. All men sad. And hungry.

You're technically on performance enhancing drugs

Because Olaf ate six, Sven ate nine.

She has a watch for every time zone she's in,
When she walks past the tv, you miss 8 seasons,
She beat galactus in a planet-eating contest,
Thanos couldn't snap her out of existence,
Flash died before he could do a lap around her
And she ate a black hole because she was hungry

But there was no whey.

It started March 14, 1592.

It hasn't stopped.

Edit - fixed the date

it never ends

Not enough.

Because even if they eat less, they can still say “its-a Thai!”.

Turns out he was just a bit shy.

One day Fibonacci goes to the fair with his friends: Ms.One, Mr.Five, and Dr.Twenty.


While Fibonacci perused the fairgrounds, his friends decided to enjoy a variety of different competitions and games.


Ms.One thought to try her hand at the ring toss and ball throwing games. S... read more

... that's a nom de plume.

When you take a name for war, that's a nom de guerre.

When you take a name for an eating contest, that's a nom de om nom nom.

...the night before that I dreamed I was in a hotdog eating contest.

I went to a pi eating contest. It never stops.

Old Rick Giuseppe was a fifth-generation trophy maker – like his father, grandfather, great grandfather and great great great grandfather before him. Alas, Old Rick Giuseppe’s wife had died a few years ago, and the man lived in solitude, apart from a cat named Jeffery, who was his late wife’s belove... read more