Today is Labor Day

So I greeted my mom a Happy Mother's day!

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TIFU by causing a massive fight at our families Labor Day BBQ

Now, a bit of background for you all.
Every year, my grandparents invite the entire family over to their place for their annual Labor Day barbecue.
Very rarely, my cousin Samuel decides to come along, and usually only if he's that desperate for a free meal.
Everyone in my family talks mad s...

I had a terrible labor day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.

She's all right now.

Today Americans celebrate Labor Day

By not working and expecting to get paid for it.

A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility.

It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.

What is the day when most Babies are born?

Well, I was always told it's Labor Day.

"Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times

But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day

Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?

Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.

A maternity ward was overflowing one national holiday

It was Labor day

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