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Today is Labor Day

So I greeted my mom a Happy Mother's day!

A week from today, I'm going to an event at a dog genetics testing facility.

It's called the Labor Day Labrador Laboratory.

Today Americans celebrate Labor Day

By not working and expecting to get paid for it.

I had a terrible labor day weekend. My wife was in a horrible car crash and lost her left leg and left arm.

She's all right now.

"Just the bonuses for the CEO's on Wall Street equals the amount of what half of all American's make on minimum wage in a year" : New York Times

But we have a national holiday today called Labor Day

What is the day when most Babies are born?

Well, I was always told it's Labor Day.

Why didn't Jason wear his hockey mask for Halloween?

Because you don't wear white after Labor Day.

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