A farmer has four daughters named Betty, Mary, Flo, and Luck. who each have dates tonight.
He is overprotective about his daughters, and he fidgets with his shotgun a lot. He is also nervous about the boys coming to pick them up. He hears a knock on the door and opens it. There is standing one of the daughters dates.
The boy says,
"Hi my name is Teddy!
I'm here to pi...
A farmer had three daughters...
and each was going on a date one Friday night.
The first daughters date showed up "Hi I'm Freddy here to pick up Betty to eat spaghetti, is she ready?"
Betty left with Freddy.
The second daughters date showed up "Hey I'm Joe here to pick up Flo to go to the show, is she ready t...
A farmer has four beautiful daughters
He’s a bit overprotective of them, so when Friday date night rolls around, he greets the gentlemen callers at the door with a shotgun over his shoulder.
Friday night rolls around, and the doorbell rings, so he walks to it, shotgun in hand, and opens it to a young man who says:
“Hi, I’...
There was once an old farmer whose only virtue was 3 beautiful daughters.
One night, they were all going out on dates with their respective beaus. There came a knock at the door, and he answered.
“Hi!” said the young man standing there. “My name’s Joe. I’m here to pick up Flo. we’re going to the show. Is she ready to go?” “Yes, I’ll go and get her” said the farmer....
My date told me I shouldn't be using a straw...
Me: I know, I know. It's bad for the environment.
Them: No, it's just a really weird way to eat spaghetti...
Italian wisdom
Eat spaghetti to forgetti your regretti.
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