Earbud Jokes - 18 Hilarious Earbud Jokes

So "naked running" is going for a run without smartphones or earbuds!

I wish I knew this two hours ago

What's a cannibals favorite earbud brand

Skullcandy

Earbud tangles are so bad...

Even the smartest people currently alive are having trouble untangling earbuds...

Like Stephen Hawking

Earbuds.

You can use them for music, but they'd rather knot.

Sharing earbuds and headphones spreads disease

How do you think I got hearing aids?

My coworker told me he used to have the same wireless earbuds as mine until his dog ate them...

Now he has blue teeth.

The Blonde and the Earbuds

A blonde regularly sits in the office with a pair of earbuds in. Because of this, she regularly doesn't hear her boss. One day, the boss calls out to her, and for the umpteenth time the blonde doesn't hear him. Fed up, the boss stomps over to her desk, rips off her earphones and begins to yell at he...

My roommate asked to borrow my earbuds...

Roommate: can I borrow your earbuds?
Me: sorry, I don't share.
Roommate: why not?
Me: ear diseases...
Roommate: what are talking about?!
Me: haven't you ever heard of hearing AIDS?!

Note: I apologize for nothing! Dad jokes for life!

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So I did some research...

and Chinese people like listening to music on their phones with earbuds, black people like portable speakers, Mexicans prefer cheaper systems in their home with big speakers and white people like higher end but compact systems...

Sorry, I guess I shouldn't be discussing racial stereo types.

I think I'm a great match-maker

I paired my Bluetooth earbuds with my phone, and they connected instantly

What do you call it when an Apple fan is watching a 90s movie on a tablet about a dog that plays basketball on their wireless headphones?

They're watching Air Bud on their iPad through their Air Pods earbuds.

I was listening to my wireless headphones while the dentist was working on my teeth.

He needed to tell me something so he pulled out my earbud.

It was a Bluetooth extraction.

A blonde was walking down the street with headphones in

A friend of hers stops her, and tries to talk to her

The blonde just stares at them, keeping the headphones in her ears, so the friend removes them for her and the blonde stops breathing

The friend quickly puts the earbuds back in and she starts breathing again

The friend tries ...

If iPhone user started getting on your nerves

Just ignore them by plugging your earbuds into the 3.5 mm jack of your phone.

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A teacher catches her student listening to music in her class...

and walks over to him.

She threatens to take his phone away, but he says he wasn't listening to any music. Doubtful, she puts an earbud in her ear and hears Lil' Wayne music.

"Yep... sorry you're right. You weren't listening to any music."

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A man walks into a bar and orders a drink

After sitting he realises he really needs to fart, it's going to be a loud one. The man hears music in the bar and thinks to himself "I'll just fart along to the music so people don't really hear it. Perfect." He controls his butthole perfectly and is in perfect time with the music. However people a...

The Boy Scouts came up with the strongest knot in the world...

You just leave a pair of earbuds in your pocket while you're hiking.

A teacher tells a student to learn the first 4 letters in the alphabet by tomorrow

So the kid goes home and decides to ask his mother, "Mom, whats the first letter in the alphabet?"

Well, his mom was on the phone with somebody she didn't like so she responded "Oh shut up!"

So he went to his sisters room and asked her, "Whats the second letter in the alphabet?"
...

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