Sound Engineer Jokes - 6 Hilarious Sound Engineer Jokes

I have a Polish friend who is a sound engineer.

I have a Czech one, too.

One too.

how many sound engineers does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

One two...one...two....one....two

I used to know a Russian sound engineer who said DA to test microphones.

And a Czech one too. A Czech one too.

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The sound engineer didn't know what a phone connector is.

He didn't know jack shit.

What do sound engineers say when they leave?

Audios

Being a musician is great for travelling and meeting new people. Throughout my career I have met amazing humans.

Once I met this Italian opera singer, amazing gal. Some other time an irish theremine player. But the other day I met a polish sound engineer. And a czech one too. And a czech one too. And a czech one too.

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