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Trump meets the Queen

So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.

Queen:โ€™ Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so onโ€™
Donald:โ€™ I rule the USA, what does that make meโ€™
Queen:โ€thatโ€™s a country,...

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George W. Bush

wakes up one morning, feeling good. He calls in his Vice-President.

"Dick", he says, "I think I need a new title to reflect my position as leader of the free world. I'm going to call myself King."

"You can't do that," says Cheney, "you don't have a kingdom."

"Okay then,...

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