So Donald asks the Queen how you get to be king or a duke or other Royalty.
Queen:β Look Donald, an Emperor rules an Empire, a king rules a kingdom, a prince ruled a principality, a duke rules a duchy and so onβ Donald:β I rule the USA, what does that make meβ Queen:βthatβs a country,...
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George W. Bush
wakes up one morning, feeling good. He calls in his Vice-President.
"Dick", he says, "I think I need a new title to reflect my position as leader of the free world. I'm going to call myself King."
"You can't do that," says Cheney, "you don't have a kingdom."
"Okay then,...
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