We chatted a bit. Smart and funny so i asked for a date. She said yes!
I'm not expecting much, probably 400lbs. But she answered the door, this little strawberry blomde with a head full of curls and all the right curves in all the right places. We exchanged our real names and i asked what sh...
When they ban the device I use to suck my drink up into my mouth...
That will be the last straw.
A guy walks into a bar and says “Give me a shot of your finest Whiskey, and pour one for yourself on me!”
The bartender is surprised but pleased, so he pours two shots of the most expensive Scotch in the house.
They toast and drink up. After a few moments the man gets up and walks towards the door without paying. The bartender chases after him and says “hey what’s the big idea?! You haven’t paid...
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